What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is chudai?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

This Electronic Device We All Toss Holds 450 Milligrams of 22-Carat Gold you never knew was there - Indian Defence Review

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.